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17 "What The Wha?!" Hairstyles That Actually Exist In The World

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17 “What The Wha?!” Hairstyles That Actually Exist In The World

Hair heroes, we salute you!

Hello. I am a boring, fortysomething suburban dad. I get my boring, suburban dad haircut at Supercuts in 10 minutes. Most people don’t even realize I got a cut, and they certainly don’t go, “Whoa! Your hair, man! That’s incredible!”

A boring suburban dad and his boring suburban dad haircut


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Above is a photo I sent to my wife after a recent-ish haircut to show her how it looked. I’m pretty sure she left me on read.

If right about now you’re thinking, Hmm. This is kind of a weird start to a BuzzFeed post. Should someone check on this guy? Well…

A woman nods and says "That's fair"

BUT! The reason I told you all of the above is because while I, a boring suburban dad, may not be in a position to be “the guy with the hair!” I DO sometimes dream of what could be:

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Like this guy who turned his hair into pizza. Amazing! Probably not amazing for a PTA meeting, but amazing!

This Pizza Haircut from
ATBGE

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Or this guy who turned his hair into a chessboard!  Practical for coaching little league with your team hat on? Not at all! But unbelievable!

Hair Chess? from
ATBGE

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Then there’s this guy who turned his head into a strawberry! My kids would ban me from dropping them off at school, but strawberry sir, I salute you!!!

Strawberry Hair from
ATBGE

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Or how about this Star Wars fan? If I got this, my neighbor would stop waving at me while we take out the trash, but still…awesome!

Boba Fett Hair from
ATBGE

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Or what about this spider hair? I don’t want my children to cry when I put them to sleep, so not totally practical for me per se, but still…lovin’ it!

Spider hair from
ATBGE

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Then there’s this scarily cool hairdo! My hair is too short to pull this off, but maybe the wife will do it. Let me check…be right back…OK, she said it’s a hard no. Still, kudos to you, skull hair woman!

Skull hairdo from
ATBGE

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Bob Ross hair! What?! There’s a stoner dad at the park who’d appreciate me if I got this, but the other dads? Probably not.

Bob Ross Hair Cut from
ATBGE

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There’s Madonna hair too! Take me back to the ’80s! This cut probably isn’t ideal for my kid’s Boy Scout meetings, though.

Face hairstyle from
ATBGE

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Now look at this Jordan shirt/hair combo! Phenomenal! Be honest, if your dad wore this to the supermarket with you…would you love it or hate it?

This haircut from
ATBGE

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Imagine saying, “I’m….Batman!” with this ‘stache? That’d be LIVING! But is it a “mowing the lawn with a dad belly” look?

This Batman facial hair from
ATBGE

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Or, oh man, imagine rolling up to all the other dads with this cut and going, “Hair’s Johnny!” I mean, the dad power!

Hair’s Johnny! from
ATBGE

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Or imagine getting this hairstyle and telling the dads, “Look at me, I’m a helicopter parent!”

Helicopter Hairstyle from
ATBGE

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This man has emojis IN. HIS. HAIR! Can I admit I kinda want one of these cuts? Is that crazy?

Emoji hair from
ATBGE

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This person has a boat in their hair! I want a boat in my hair! But could I maintain authority while yelling at my kids to do their homework with a boat in my hair? These are the things that give me pause, you see.

This kraken hairdo from
ATBGE

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Angry Birds! You know, I actually could see this one for me. I wonder if my wife agrees. Let me check…oh, wow! She’s laughing! Is that “yes, get it, honey!” laughter? It is not? Ah. OK. Understood.

This haircut from
ATBGE

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TENNIS BALL HAIR! Hold on now! This is it! I don’t have the money for a midlife crisis Corvette…but I could do this. Should I? Maybe people would call me “Ol’ tennis ball head!” and it’d be a funny thing, not something that gets me shunned by my community. What do you think?

This hairdo my dog is drooling over… from
ATBGE

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