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23 Husbands Whose Tweets Made Me Laugh So Hard I Almost Hurt Myself

23 Husbands Whose Tweets Made Me Laugh So Hard I Almost Hurt Myself

“My wife is at her hottest when she’s angry at someone who is not me.”

We rounded up some of the funniest recent husband tweets we could find, and they are 100% real, and 1000% hysterical:

9.

One of my husband’s most impressive talents is how he’s able to say the word “we” and have it actually mean “you.” For example “I see we finished the entire pack of Oreos we opened just this morning.”

03:00 PM – 01 Feb 2021


Twitter: @EliMcCann

10.

Me: what’s wrong?

Wife: you’re not supposed to say you have a favorite child

Me: everyone does secretly

Wife: well it should at least be one of ours

01:07 AM – 26 Feb 2021


Twitter: @thedad

22.

[Dating]

Girlfriend: are you annoyed by me?

Me: there’s nothing you could do I wouldn’t love 🙂

[Married]

Wife:

Me: the way you say “envelope” is weird and wrong

07:12 PM – 06 Feb 2021


Twitter: @thedad

If you think these husbands are as funny as I do, be sure to follow them on Twitter!

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